sullied: i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally
edacsac-asudem: obani: I love tumblr because we have inside jokes with like thousands of people. Cousin Matt Sea Pancake Moon Moon I love you guys try explaining these to a non-tumblrian
alana-leonie: if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
shadesilverwing: “_____ liked your post” “_____ reblogged your post”
that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard only a real 15th century kid will get this
captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants: loungezombie: i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME” DADDAMNIT THOSE LITTLE SHITS
bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck) #oh my god #I am laughing so hard #I’m reading this thinking there was going to be some meaningful expression about society at the end#but no #it’s just the life and times of benny’s socks (via theblueboxonbakerstreet)
dogesexual: do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
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Thanks to Amazon, writing fanfiction about popular television show characters just became more than a passionate hobby that earns you ridicule from friends and co-workers.
angrybisexual: Saying casual sex destroys your ability to form meaningful romantic relationships is like saying that talking to a stranger at the bus stop takes away the meaning of your friendships.
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
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derinthemadscientist: dratsing: “I seem to be on fire.”
rocketpowers: there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just let that sink in
charlie-bradbury-our-queen: thelovelytennantcollins: wandererofgallifrey: lumos5000: 95malene: wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred. he’s the one we scroll 500 miles for
garrisonbabe: “i don’t understand i already went over this with the other detectives.” yes but we’re the winchesters and we’re sexy and totally look like we’re with some other department so look into our gorgeous eyes and repeat yourself, only more honestly because you know you saw freaky shit and you know our gorgeous eyes will believe you the series
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
cokeflow: tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
Reblog if today is not your birthday.
spoken-not-written: themockingjayd12: Merry Unbirthday, to you all! Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
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makingfists: It’s like this… You’re fourteen and you’re reading Larry Niven’s “The Protector” because it’s your father’s favorite book and you like your father and you think he has good taste and the creature on the cover of the book looks interesting and you want to know what it’s about. And in it the female character does something better than the male character - because she’s been doing it...
youmewenow: psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen...
thecalmwasdeceptive: survivor-trek: geekboots: to meekly go where other people have already been shy trek into darkness (but with a night light)
isnerdy: fishingboatproceeds: onceuponanobsessedfan: John Green is like the Den Mother of tumblr Tuck your shirts in and stop flirting with each other, tumblr! Just kidding. Continue flirting.
dirkstirfry: my favourite part of my sexuality is that it keeps everyone guessing i mean who i am gonna be crushing on next is it a boy is it a girl is it a dead fictional character we just don’t know